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    Bearded Business Owner

    My beard is out of control. The Chief is not fond of it; she does not like my scruffy stuff. All week, people have been coming up to me and commenting on the beard and its magnificence. It is an awe-inspiring beard.

    I want to shave it off so bad.

    I had a beard for almost 10 years in one form or another and I’ve rather liked being beard-free for the last 2 years. I have not missed the beard stank – the lovely funk that escapes my whiskers when I do not scrub them down with soap or shampoo; remember, hair is hair. Your regular hair would stink too if you never washed it.

    So there is that.

    On a less-funkier note – I incorporated Tuesday. I will henceforth be addressed as President Riffner, or Secretary Riffner, or even Treasurer Riffner, as I hold all the offices of my company. The paperwork was sent down to the Secretary of State on Wednesday, and I should have my EIN (Employer Identification Number) early next week. The number is the key. Once I get the number, everything else can get started. The number is like your Social Security Number – and all the businesses I need to work with need it. Prepare for the onslaught of products and announcements in the coming weeks.

    President-For-Life Riffner, signing off.

    I need a cigar now to go with my Castro beard…

    Shawn
    Mar 19, 04:03 AM
    # 1

    Why don’t you detail your process of incorporating for common folk out here mr. president.

    Max
    Mar 19, 04:47 AM
    # 2

    I was going to do that very same thing next week!

    Bronson
    Mar 20, 07:25 AM
    # 3

    I wanna SEE the beard!

    Max
    Mar 20, 02:10 PM
    # 4

    Alright, Bronson! Geez… you can see it shortly!

    You have a weird thing for beards, my friend.

    Bernardo
    Apr 1, 08:02 AM
    # 5

    Congrats! Yes.. Ilove the idea that Shawn had. I look forward to hearing about your experiences on the road to incorporating!

    Mom
    Apr 3, 04:30 AM
    # 6

    You know I love your face when it is hairy or smooth! And should I call you President Sweetie or can I just continue calling you Sweetie like I have for the last 28 years??

    Max
    Apr 4, 02:18 AM
    # 7

    It was right about then that I regretted putting my mother on the mailing list.

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