My friend Tim works in Hollywood. He called me last night and told me all these hilarious true Hollywood stories, and it made my sick ass feel a bit better. This afternoon, I received the following email:
I was wondering if you might like to join my live action Vampire (aka Vampyre) roll playing game. We will be fighting werewolves and human demon hunters. I can ask my conclave if they would allow me to ‘transform’ you Sunday night around 6. I would do it earlier, but my mom gets pissed when there is more than 10 people in the basement on the weekends. She’s such a hag. Oh yeah, and ‘new blood’ are required to bring pizza on the day of their awakening to the velvety darkness. Call Larry and he’ll tell you what to bring.
Welcome human cattle to a new world of terror this weekend!
I laughed so hard snot flew out of my nose. Thanks, Timmy!
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