I kind of spaced off eating breakfast this morning. It happens. I got to work early and hungry. First things first – coffee. Next, walk all over the building looking for my favorite sinful breakfast, Dunkin Sticks, at one of the many vending machines.
No luck on the Dunkin Sticks. I chose a Pop Tart package instead.
Back at my desk eating the Tart uncooked, I had a college flashback, when I would eat uncooked Tarts in class because I wanted that 30 seconds of extra sleep instead of popping them in the toaster. I glanced at the package for the nutritional value. Not good. Then I thought about how I used to eat fast food almost everyday in college because the cafeteria sucked so badly (remember Barth’s kitchen from You Can’t Do That On Television?), and then how I would polish off every meal with a couple of smokes.
How am I not obese and/or dead?
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