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I got my stitches painfully removed yesterday. Apparently, I was healing fast, too fast, where I was healing right over the stitches. Which makes sense to me. I have never had any scars for longer than a couple years. Even where I put a couple cigarettes out on my arm (not a cry for help – more like 19, drunk, and stupid), 9 years later and you can’t even see where I did it. The doctor and nurse said they had never seen anything like it; no patient had healed that fast ever. While they were cutting parts of me back open to get the stitches, I was greatly resisting the urge to ask if they were part of the Weapon X program or that they should address me henceforth as Logan.

More like Wolverine’s “special” little brother: “He’s a good lad, and he has a healing factor, it’s just… slower. But he’s still gifted!”

Wednesday March 9, 2005    

kartooner
Mar 9, 12:27 PM

# 1

Yep, you have some radioactive chromosomes and T-cells. :)

Tim Lenon
Mar 10, 05:37 AM

# 2

Dude, you had your mutation and had it surgically cut it out. Way to go…

I mean doesn’t everyone want the ability to shoot caustic goo out of their cheek?

lol
-T

Bronson
Mar 10, 08:21 AM

# 3

I bet he had to take you everywhere when you were little. “James! Don’t forget to take little Maxy with you. Are you listening to me?”

“But, Mommmmmmmm!”

“No buts about it, now get your claws off my linen tablecloth!”

timmy of hollywood
Mar 14, 07:36 PM

# 4

maybe.. just maybe.. you’re healing just fine.
normal.
as you should.
but really – you’ve been asleep for months, maybe years. and it only seems like a few weeks. or was if days. as you healed. up.

but if thats true then…

i should go to sleep.

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