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    Statistically Speaking

    I’m working myself into an early grave…

    The new Statistics site is live. I just wrapped up making the changes this morning, just in time for the new album to drop. Watch my jealousy become visible as I scroll through Denver’s traffic logs and see how many people have signed up for his mailing list in the span of two weeks.

    Cartoonists are not rock stars. No, they are not.

    I’m also trying to get ahead on Quick Step and failing miserably. The goal is to get this one done by tonight, because Wednesday I need to do a night o’ cleaning before people come over. This weekend is my ten year high school reunion, and the peoples, they are coming.

    kate
    Jul 12, 04:56 AM
    # 1

    oh god.
    my ten year is in august.
    I am NOT going.
    yes, I realize it has been 10 years, but 10 years still does not heal horrific high school memories.

    Granted, yours will be better seeing that you did not graduate with only 39 people in small town central missouri.

    The statistics site looks R to the A to the D.
    you are clean and simple and sophisitcated all the way.

    who says you aren’t a rock star?

    Max
    Jul 12, 02:27 PM
    # 2

    Granted, yours will be better seeing that you did not graduate with only 39 people in small town central missouri.

    Yeah, but I’m still not looking forward to it, either. Depends on the day. Today I’m not. Yesterday, I was.

    The statistics site looks R to the A to the D. you are clean and simple and sophisitcated all the way.

    Thanks!

    who says you aren’t a rock star?

    The vast emptiness of my bank account, musical talent, and popularity, that is who.

    Tim Lenon
    Jul 13, 01:36 AM
    # 3

    Definitely not a rock star.

    You guys get a completely different caliber of stalker. Rock stars get hot chicks sneaking into their houses and undressing. You get comic guys with bad hygiene accosting you about your knowledge of Batman’s safe combination.

    Nate
    Jul 13, 08:23 AM
    # 4

    All those kids that used to play Magic: The Gathering (I think that’s what the game with the cards that people played at North during my last couple of years is called) are going to be asking for your autograph at the reunion.

    ben
    Jul 14, 04:03 AM
    # 5

    I’ve been thinking about taking up Magic: The Gathering. Or Pokemon. Or Yu Gi Oh. Or whatever the cool kids play.

    Isn’t there a pirates game?

    Max
    Jul 14, 08:47 AM
    # 6

    Further proof of non-rockstar status: Denver is the featured artist on Spin Dot Freaking Com today. Go Dens!

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