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Imagine you are Superman, trying to escape a submarine in the water. Nevermind why, just go with it. Do you:
- Swim away with super-speed, as you have that superpower?
- Um, fly out of the water and into the stratosphere? Or space for that matter?
- Destroy the submarine using heat vision or just smashing through it?
Nope, you take the least obvious route and release some oil into the water, destroying the environment. Which if you’re a super-villain is kind of cool, but if you are supposedly a hero, well, not so much.
Just another reason why Batman mocks you behind your back, dumbass.
UPDATE: The origin of Batman getting his hate on with Superman? [via the most excellent site, Superdickery.com]
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Feb 24, 02:18 AM
Why is Superman even hiding from a submarine? Did it have kryptonite torpedos or something? Or is he just scared of giant talking submarines? Whatever the case, it’s a good thing those oil drums were conveniently right next to him on the ocean floor. What a douche, Aquaman’s gonna be pissed for sure next time he sees Superman at the Hall of Justice.