Imagine you are Superman, trying to escape a submarine in the water. Nevermind why, just go with it. Do you:
Nope, you take the least obvious route and release some oil into the water, destroying the environment. Which if you’re a super-villain is kind of cool, but if you are supposedly a hero, well, not so much.
Just another reason why Batman mocks you behind your back, dumbass.
UPDATE: The origin of Batman getting his hate on with Superman? [via the most excellent site, Superdickery.com]
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