Max Riffner

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The New Bed

It was delivered on the last day of 2005, early in the morning, and dear me, it has been worth every goddamn penny. We took a quick nap on it in the afternoon and we have never slept on anything that comfortable in our poor lives together.

Even the dog sleeps better on it.

Although we may have to get him a little doggie step stool or something; he’s been doing the fat boy scramble to get up there. And we had to buy new sheets; we needed sheets with deep pockets to fit on our new Serta Perfect Sleeper. We should have done this years ago. We both woke up Tuesday morning at around 6 AM, perfectly rested. That is too early for us, but we’ve been overdosing on naps and sleeping in over the long weekend. That is how comfortable this thing is. I felt very productive and alert all day, too. I barely needed my espresso this morning (or the Big Gulp of Starbucks Black Death blend or whatever they call that stuff now). The old bed feels like a torture device compared to this new golden gift from heaven. A torture device that you will experience… should you need to stay the night. Mwah-ha-ha-ha! It is in the Guest Bedroom… of Doom!

Enough. Time for bed.

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