Max Riffner

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Tired at Work

Just thinking about it gives me the giggles, but wouldn’t it be cool to walk around all day and repeat lines from Scarface in appropriate situations at work?

Example:

“Hey Max, would you mind revising this mockup so the link says “Click Here” instead of “Edit?”

“HEY! Who put this shit together, man? Me! That’s who! Who do I trust? Me!”

“Soooo… no, then?”

“The only thing in this world that gives orders… is balls.”

I’d probably be fired once I started talking about what I ‘wanted to do to this town,’ but it would be funny. Instead, I’m giggling in my cube and no one is around, which is equally distrubing to any directors who may walk by, I bet. I got that deep tired going on, that one you get at the end of the week when you’ve been busy non-stop. These are the things that pop up in your head with the deep tired.

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